With research and innovation in nanotechnology advancing by leaps and bounds it’s a wonder such a revolutionary concept took this long to develop. In an exclusive breaking news report, Fitness Mantra can report that the first ever microbot-based fat loss pill, provisionally called “NanoBurn” is now available for immediate use!
NanoBurn - Feel The Melt!
What is NanoBurn?
Nanoburn is a revolutionary new pill in capsule form that finally solves the age-old conundrum: How do you burn fat from those hard-to-reach places (your nodding head tells me you know exactly what I mean).
Every NanoBurn capsule contains within it a highly-engineered microbot (miniature robot) whose sole purpose is to find and burn fat. The pill is red and black and contains flaming imagery on the outside to further enhance the aura of burning fat.
The capsule also, paradoxically, contains some fat to feed the microbot while it awaits human consumption.
How Does Nanoburn Work?
I am gonna get you, fatty!
Once ingested, the outer shell disintegrates and the microbot within the NanoBurn pill gets to work immediately! After making a small incision in your stomach, the microbot makes its way to the hip/waist region and gets to work with gusto!
An artists rendering of what happens next is shown here and as you can see. the microbot even has a camera-like lens to find the globules of fat which it then proceeds to ingest with gusto!
Each pill is good for about an ounce of fat before the fat-receptacle gets full rendering the bot useless. But since there is no restriction to the number of pills you can consume, you just need to gobble up 16 pills to lose a pound of fat!
Take that, diet and exercise!
Side Effects of NanoBurn
While the pill itself has no direct adverse side-effects, there is one (albeit minor) problem: scientists have yet to devise a method to get the filled up microbots out of the system. “Since the microbots are no longer in the digestive system, there is no easy way to get them out of the body” said NanoBurn’s Chief Scientist. He added that several ideas like having the bots burrow their way out of the belly-button (or the next-nearest body-cavity) were considered but voted against since they could be “potentially hazardous”. For now these bots will just lie around in your mid-section and cause the occasional fits of violent throwing up, but otherwise you should feel just fine.
NanoBurn is simply the first of what will undoubtedly be many more innovations in the field of nanotechnology and weight loss. Who needs Hoodia and Alli when you can have NanoBurn?!
NanoBurn: Feel The Melt! Available April 1st, 2009!